On Religion, Sexuality and The Hypocrisy Hanging Between Katy Perry’s Naked Tits

Here’s a quote from an interview California Gurls singer Katy Perry did with the UK’s Star magazine.

“It does not matter if it’s Madonna or my boyfriend doing it – if you put sexuality and religion in the same bottle and try to shake it up, it’s not cool.”

Go ahead and ponder that while I explain to you why I loathe Katy Perry.

For those who don’t know, Katy Perry is the child of two Christian pastors. That’s why she’s so pure and never walks around in public looking like a two-dollar hooker from Atlantic City. Katy’s religious beliefs pushed her to pursue a career as a Christian singer in 2001. As you can well imagine considering she now likes to pretend she’s a skanky lesbian, that career failed.

Her second attempt at a record contract also failed.

Any guesses on what happened to her third attempt?

It wasn’t until 2008 that Katy began to be noticed in the music world. Her song I Kissed a Girl propelled her up the charts. In the wake of its popularity, her 2007 song Ur So Gay also began to get some attention. It was at this point that my hatred toward Katy started to blossom.

Here is a sample of some lyrics from Ur So Gay:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys

Ah, yes. The good little Christian girl who couldn’t make it singing about Jesus decides to string together some stereotypes about gays and pass it off as a pop song. She’s just so classy and devout. And when that doesn’t necessarily work, she pretends to be bisexual, releases I Kissed a Girl, and sits back and takes your money.

In other words, when Jesus didn’t work out, she decided to use homosexuality to her advantage.

Now she’s got her panties in a bunch because performers such as Madonna and Lady Gaga mix sexual imagery with religious imagery in their work. According to our good Christian girl Katy, that’s a big no-no.

“It does not matter if it’s Madonna or my boyfriend doing it – if you put sexuality and religion in the same bottle and try to shake it up, it’s not cool.”

Thank you so much for that thought-provoking statement, Katy Perry. Now you can go back to spraying whipped cream from your tits while you play a game of virtual Candy Land. Nothing like putting sexuality and childhood games in the same bottle and spewing the results from your breasts, right?

As far as I am concerned, use all the sexuality you want to further your career.  If people don’t like it, they can choose to ignore it.  I felt Katy exploited the gay community with I Kissed a Girl and so I chose not to listen to it.   What really gets my goat, however, is when Katy decides to lie around naked on a cloud and then get all sanctimonious when other performers use sexuality.

Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She’s plays with sexual imagery just as much as anyone else in the business. Hell, she even used a sexuality that isn’t even hers to jumpstart her career. That hardly seems like the Christian thing to do. Sure, many pop tarts have gone down the lesbian route before. Madonna’s a prime example. But Madonna doesn’t turn around and say using sexuality is wrong. She owns her kiss with Britney, supports gays and lesbians, and has no problem when Lady Gaga steals her mojo and writhes around with some hot guy while dressed as a nun.

But I’m sort of forgetting the religious part, right? Katy’s not upset about the use of sexuality. Her pretending to be bisexual is not the issue. She’s upset about the use of sexuality when it’s paired with the religious. That’s right. I almost forget.  But she’s still off her rocker. Hell, if it’s not bad enough to be a good little Christian girl who routinely simulates fellatio on stage, I’ll just let this photo do the talking for me.

Notice the cross hanging between her huge naked breast.