On Chasers, Bellies and Wearing My Belt Any Way I Choose

I miss the days when I was just fat. Little did I realize at the time, but those were good days. Those were days when one was either fat or not. And if you were fat, you dealt with all the unpleasantness that came with the territory and moved on with your life.

Those were the days. Let me tell you.

But those days are gone. A new day has dawned and that new day has brought with it so many degrees of fatness that my head is spinning. In this new day, I am still simply fat to a lot of people. But to some people, I am too thin. And for those who think my weight is becoming, there is a whole new set of ideas about how I should be the size I am. It’s utterly exhausting.

It all started when I was directed to a website (my God, the internet is an evil evil place) that caters to big gay men and the gay men who love them. In a cruder sense, it’s a website for chubby men and chubby chasers (my God, sexual attraction is an evil evil game). Being a gay man who has more to offer than most, I thought I’d give this site a whirl. I’m seriously beginning to think that was a mistake.

For one thing, I’ve found out that I’m not actually that big. There are some really large men out there. And the irony of the situation is that to those men, I am small. As far as they are concerned, I am the chaser.

On the flip side, the men who are looking for bigger guys seem to be looking for those men who are much bigger than I. They can acknowledge that I am not exactly small, but I’m nowhere near large enough to be considered desirable by that group.

And then there is the group of men who find my weight acceptable. Sadly, this group seems to be the most difficult with which to deal. Here is a sample chat I had with one such man:

Belly Lover: Hello. I love your pics. You’re hot.

Dr. Sparky: Thanks! You are pretty cute yourself.

Belly Lover: Tell me about your belly.

Dr. Sparky: Excuse me?

Belly Lover: I love bellies. Tell me about your belly. How do you wear your belt?

Dr. Sparky: I wear it on my pants. I don’t think I understand.

Belly Lover: Do you wear it over your belly or under your belly?

Dr. Sparky: I wear it over my belly. Why?

Belly Lover: You should wear it under your belly. It’s hot.

Dr. Sparky: Well, it wouldn’t be very comfortable and it would look a little odd. My body is just not built that way.

You can guess where things went from there. My belly, as it turns out, is all wrong. In the course of the chat, I discovered that there is a whole array of belly types and certain men are into certain bellies. It’s quite ridiculous.

I’ve since mostly given up on visiting this particular website. It’s not really my goal to fulfill someone’s belly fetish. I’d rather just hope that someone will find me attractive for all that I have to offer, regardless of what kind of belly I have.

And in the meantime, I’ll continue wearing my belt anyway I choose.