On Fluids, Pressure and How a Man can Fake an Orgasm

Did I ever tell you that on more than one occasion I have faked an orgasm? Yeah, I’m pretty sneaky that way.

I know you are all thinking that it is impossible for a man to fake an orgasm since men tend to make a big unmistakable mess when they climax, but I am here to tell you that it can be done. You just have to know how to play the game.

For one thing, it helps if you are having sex in the dark. If it is the light of day and everyone at the orgy can see you spanking the monkey, it is going to be extremely hard to fake an orgasm. In fact, I’m willing to bet it is going to be impossible. Unless, for some odd medical reason, you have dry orgasms. But if that’s the case, I suppose you can go through the rest of your life faking orgasms without having to take tips from the likes of me.

Besides being in a dark room, it is imperative that you are pleasuring yourself. If someone else has his or her hand on your junk, that other person is liable to notice a lack of fluids at the moment of reckoning. But if you are the only one whose hand is near the faucet, you’re the only one who will notice that you haven’t gotten wet.

So how does it all work? Well, it’s quite simple actually. You do what you would normally do to bring about extreme sexual pleasure. Then, when the moment is right (but you are not quite ready), you simply moan and writhe and act as though the passion inside you is trying to claw its way out through your chest. Then, in a moment of seemingly pure bliss, you let out a massive growl and convulse your body so that you are not longer facing your partner. If you can manage to land on your stomach, all the better.

Once your performance is over, it helps to feign exhaustion and lie still until you can safely reveal yourself to your partner without arising suspicion. Although, assuming your partner has already climaxed, he or she probably won’t notice a thing.

So why fake the orgasm? Why not just let it fly? The reason is that sometimes it takes me quite a while to get to that point. And sometimes my partner seems impatient. And if my partner seems impatient, I feel pressured. And if I am pressured, I can choke the chicken all day long and never see a drop of baby batter. Thus, sometimes I just want to be out of that moment as soon as possible. And if that means I have to fake it, I am perfectly fine with that.

Faking orgasms is not just for the ladies any longer.

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