On Fetishes, Piss and Letting Them Eat Nipples

“Can I drink your piss?”

“Can I watch you take a dump and then lick you clean?”

“Would you mind wearing my old jockstrap? Don’t mind the stains.”

In all my years as a sexually active adult gay male, these are just some of the colorful questions that have been posed to me by lovers or possible lovers. Of the list above, I will admit to doing at least one. I will not, however, admit to which one that is.

As I get older, I encounter more and more interesting sexual fetishes. I also find that I am a little more willing to play along with these kinky games. I’ve come to the conclusion that part of sex is pleasing the other person. And if it pleases someone to let him suck on my sweaty gym socks, who am to say no? It’s not doing me any harm.

And that right there is the crux of the issue. If it doesn’t do me any physical harm and isn’t going to cause me to need a psychiatrist down the line, why not indulge someone’s fetish?

It’s not like I have to be the one to drink piss. And it really isn’t putting me out any to urinate. I have to do it a few times a day as it is. If it is going to knock someone’s socks off to have me do it in his mouth, I suppose I am happy to oblige.

I’m just not happy to reciprocate.

As it is, there are already far more vanilla things I do in bed that I don’t really enjoy. For instance, many men have enjoyed going to town on my nipples. Unfortunately, my nipples are not connected to anything exciting. But some people really enjoy licking and nibbling on them. And while it doesn’t send me to through the roof, it doesn’t hurt. So let them eat nipples.

Now, I need to make sure I am clear on the fact that I will only indulge another’s sexual fetish as long as there is no inherent harm to myself. If a knife is involved, I am out of there. And I’m not about to be tied to a bed by someone I don’t know very well. And there is no way anyone’s fist is getting anywhere near my backside.

That being said, will you let me lick your toes?