On Pigs, Flamingos and Upping Your Chances at Winning Trivial Pursuit
On the way home from work today Jen informed me that the reason mules are used to carry people into deep caverns such as the Grand Canyon is that horses are naturally suicidal animals. Apparently their natural inclination is to jump off a cliff rather than see you to safety.
Who knew!
The world is full of strange tidbits like that. For example, did you know that is illegal to imitate an animal in Miami? Well, it is. I feel sad for all the gay men there just waiting to be arrested. I never saw so many men strutting around like peacocks in all my life. Then again, men are not legally supposed to wear strapless gowns in Miami either, and we all know how strictly that law is upheld.
And speaking of Miami, there are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones. This is the saddest news I have ever heard. I feel sorry for neighbors with good taste everywhere.
And guess how much semen a pig can produce. Up to one cup! Now that is impressive. Granted, it is coming from a twenty-inch penis, but that is still impressive. What’s even more impressive is that a pig’s orgasm can last for up to thirty minutes. Eat that Sting!
And next time you are tossing a coin and you happen to have a penny, bet on tails. The heads side of a penny weighs more than the tails, making it more likely to land on the bottom. Your chances are slightly better if you choose tails.
Bet you didn’t know that.
My Mom says I take after my Dad because I know a little about a lot… basically, I’m full of useless information. Also, FYI: You DO NOT want to play music trivia with me. You will lose. And, could you imagine a 30 minute orgasm?!? I’d never leave home.
if i had thirty minute orgasms, the world would be a much MUCH better place…
Kinda makes you wonder what Porky Pig really meant when he stuttered “That’s all, folks!” Hell, I’d be stuttering too if I had just cum for 30 minutes. Double-hell, I don’tt hink I’d even be conscious after a 30-minute orgasm.
I’m still shootin’ for that 30 second orgasm. 30 minutes would most definately put me in the hospital.
Here’s an interesting fact you may not know, but can hardly live without…The average person produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.
I just learned more from that one post than I have in the past 10 years.
I am now entering the ‘enlightened’ period…and I have grey hairs to prove it.
great blog – fun read!
I can’t believe you called gay men peacocks, but didn’t go for the “men are pigs” line! Not to mention the bear, otter, cub, wolf, etc. communities. I’m disappointed, grasshopper. *LOL*
BTW, I don’t know this for a fact, but if pig females are like most mammals, they only come into heat once or twice a year. Thus, a thirty minute orgasm and all of that semen are kinda necessary, since the male pig only gets to have sex once or twice a year (and only if he finds a willing female). If humans only mated once or twice a year, I bet our orgasms and ejaculates would be a lot bigger.